it’s no longer April so you don’t have to care about poems anymore

but i haven’t been here in a while (in more ways than one), so i just wanna say, if you missed it, i was part of National Poetry Month over at The Rumpus. Brian Spears, the poetry editor, was kind enough to pub my poem, “Nine Out of Ten Doctors Agree I Am Not an Octopus,” which can be read here.

also at The Rumpus last month, Lisa Wells wrote quite a flattering review of my new poetry collection, The Oregon Trail is the Oregon Trail. you can read that review here. if you’re too lazy to click the link (i don’t blame you), she writes, “But where many of his contemporaries cultivate dispassion, and distance, Sherl barely contains his force. Under the punchlines there is a depth of raw emotion and obsession in short supply these days, and his passion is refreshing, heartening, addictive.” & then a bit later on writes, “If in the future he should choose to play things closer to the bone, big poems will happen. We’ll have no choice but take them seriously.”

don’t worry, Lisa, i believe i have written the book that plays “things closer to home.” it’s called The Bible by Gregory Sherl (excerpts here & here) & i hope one day it’ll see the world in book form. if not, i will continue to give it away as a PDF. that shit be good, i promise.

also also, over at NewPages, there is also a flattering review of my first collection of poems, Heavy Petting. the reviewer, Katy Haas, writes, “Whether he’s writing about Mel Gibson’s racism or concocting prose poems about being in love, Gregory Sherl writes in a unique and inviting voice that provides fun, exciting, emotionally provoking pieces. With the variety in style, subject, and creativity, Heavy Petting is an entertaining read that I know I’ll want to revisit soon.” Full review here.

if inclined, both collections can be purchased at SPD, Powell’s, or Amazon. get on it.

school be done. grades in. the Heat took the Knicks in five (should’ve been four, but it is what it is). Oxford in August.

i need more money.

i don’t look cute today.

probably gonna try to find a Maine Coon when i get to Oxford. i will throw my pillow away. i’ll get one of those robotic vacuums. i’ll never leave my apartment.

everyone be happier than me please or it’ll never stop raining.

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GONE

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my knuckles are bleeding so bad that i bled onto my jeans & on the inside of my messenger bag

five new poems in the excellent new issue of diode.

 

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a lot of really good things are happening but i feel really down. maybe because i am expecting the worst? like, i get a fellowship, my book makes SPD’s top ten list two months in a row, i am reasonably healthy…some shit’s gotta happen right?

or maybe my meds are wrong. maybe what goes into making my meds are not what should be going into making me.

but shit, Carmelo Anthony was like 1 for 6 (or maybe 1 for 5) once LeBron started covering him in the 4th. this is good news if the Heat run into the Knicks in the first round of the playoffs.

also, Tyson Chandler seems like a really nice guy. i would totally eat hamburgers & drink imported beer with him & his beard.

but let’s not be sad. let’s talk about The X-Files. let’s talk about how every season gets BETTER, which is unbelievable to me because that never happens (though 24 peaked at season five, which is pretty late in a run).

so, let’s talk about The X-Files & how i have a new piece with Mulder & Scully up at Red Lightbulbs. special thanks to Meghan Lamb & Russ Woods for publishing the piece. & while you’re there, check out the entire issue — it’s fantastic.

there are some more interviews. Mixed Fruit was an online journal i wasn’t familiar with until a couple months ago when i was approached for an interview. being a slut, i immediately said yes. Mixed Fruit is a great journal run by some fantastic people, & my interview is live with the new issue. head over there. the interview was a blast. Matthew Burnside sweats more swagger than Kanye West. of course, as with every interview i do, i say ridiculous shit like, “I want my wife to not say anything. I want her to quietly crawl into the casket with me.” enjoy, please. & thank you so much to all of the editors over at MF!

i don’t know if there is more. i don’t really care.

i still have a book for sale. there’s that. yep.

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shut up i got nuttin i’m tipsy from beer from Oregon & beer from other places

at the Columbia Poetry Review blog, Joshua Young was kind enough to interview me about The Oregon Trail is the Oregon Trail. i say shit i am expected to say like, “I want there to be so many moans because of my writing.” it was a fun interview. a bit ridiculous in the best way possible, so yeah, check it out.

& as always: BOOK (RIGHT NOW UNDER TEN BUCKS!).

also: The Oregon Trail is back in stock at Small Press Distribution. it’d be so cool if it sold out there for a third month in a row & made the best-seller list again. of course, i am expecting no such thing. but yeah, so cool.

thank you for the support. it means mountaintops & whatever goes above mountaintops.

tell your friends. i think this is a collection that is/can be a great introduction for those who don’t think they like poetry. everyone can like poetry.

i am tipsy from beer & night medicine.

dizzy like love.

hi.

hi.

hi.

hello, goodreads.

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don’t call it a comeback

what wildness, these Florida mountains.

The Oregon Trail is the Oregon Trail, my new(ish) collection from Mud Luscious Press is now going into its fourth printing. it’s also made it into the top ten on Small Press Distribution’s Poetry Best-Seller List for a second month in a row. (last month it was #5, so word of mouth has been kind.)

it’s temporarily out of stock at SPD at the moment (there are more on the way though), but you can still grab a copy of the book at Amazon. & right now they’re running it %15 off, which makes it less than $11. there’s about ten copies left, so you should hurry & click HERE & then buy it.

for those of you who’ve purchased the book & have been spreading the word, i just want to say thank you so much. it means

an interview i have yet to post here:

at Smalldoggies Magazine, as part of the Vouched Satellite Interview Series, Tyler Gobble & i do a back & forth i really enjoyed. Tyler Gobble is a class act. i am not a class act.

& as always, the book is on goodreads.

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recently, i have completed my a new poetry manuscript titled The Bible by Gregory Sherl. the only lovely Melissa Broder (whose new book, Meat Heart, is now out & should be read by everyone — really, it’s fucking incredible) posted, “Pre-Genesis,” the first poem from the collection at HTMLGIANT.

this month, Everyday Genius is highlighting forthcoming books from small presses. recently, they ran a piece from my forthcoming Future Tense book, Monogamy Songs.

Birdfeast is a gorgeous journal & i am proud to have a poem in its second issue. It’s one of my X-Files poems. i hope enjoy it. & while you’re there, read the whole thing. it’s all greatness.

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NAP is a online journal i am proud to know. it is full of good people doing good things. i am also happy to say that i have a limited edition chapbook being released by them next month. it’s called Last Night Was Worth Talking About & is only $5. IT ALSO COMES WITH A PIN. THAT YOU CAN PIN TO YOURSELF.

the chapbook is already 2/3rds of the way sold out & once it’s gone, it’s gone.

here is a sample (“Domestic Terrorism,” “Please Move to Vermont and Break My Heart” & “Things I Do When I Am Not Doing You”).

& if you feel inclined, you can order a copy of the chap here.

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pre-post post

if you haven’t picked up your copy of The Oregon Trail is the Oregon Trail yet, you can grab one right now for under eight bucks at Amazon. that’s like 36% off. don’t ask me why — i have no idea why.

there seem to be six copies available there right now.

help make my Amazon sales rank look sexy as shit.

thank you. so much more soon.

also, did you catch this last month’s awesome?

you all are the bee’s knees, for sure.

 

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